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It’s a clean, white trailer. What the fuck are people so upset about? They should be so lucky that he doesn’t paint a giant mural of that Trump racing truck on the side of it now. Would the prefer some crusty old Winnebago instead? The audacity that people think they can tell someone else what to do with their own

He hasn’t escaped it yet. This is a pretty typical path for the prosecution to take in corruption trials; convict the cronies and use the promise of reduced sentences to get them to roll on their boss.

Oh, yes please.

Sign number eight bajillion and seventy-eleventh that I’m a blackhearted bitch: When I saw the green cups this morning, I was legitimately delighted when I realized how many people were going to be PIIIIISSED at the lack of red cups right now.

How about a man less powerful, a man equally powerful, oh, and sure, a man more powerful.

*Stunned silence intensifies*

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

He was cleared of all charges.

In fairness my image is neither crafted nor polished, and I don’t really want to be associated with Kim or the Kardashian brand, either.

I think you missed the important one. Mel Brooks: Army, WWII.

1. Danny Trejo.

Yeah, nobody was asking him to throw a fit on the bus. All he had to do was try not to serve up a woman for unwanted touch immediately after hearing a man brag about his readiness to assault her. That’s apparently an offensively high bar now.

No I did not. Never really cared, but since my younger brother had a kid before I did, obviously it was big enough.

I second this. If my poop is a wildly different color, I might give it a day or two. If my kid is suddenly pooping rainbows, I’m on the phone with the Ped.

I knew there was a person by this name but had no idea he was related to “that” Bush family and couldn’t pick him out of a crowd.

Fellow Democrats: if you want more liberal-leaning people at the top of the ticket, you need to vote more liberal people in down the ticket. That means showing up for primaries, that means actually knowing people’s policy positions, that means writing to your representatives about issues, that means grass-roots

Team Cat is watching.

The worst part of all of this, is that everything that we are forced to endure now (“lock her up” etc) are things that will be amplified throughout her presidency.

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”