I’m 5'3" and I hardly ever wear heels. When I’m feeling *fancy* I wear booties with like 1.5" heels. I just don’t give a shit.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

Nope. If you’re running a sandwich shop, and you run out of pickles, you are obligated to close up shop for the day.

This was superb, and made me laugh. Well done.

South Carolina beat Vanderbilt, 13 - 10.

OT, but that is how my cat drinks water. We have had to raise up the water dish, but now she just sits up and dunks her paws in. The same paws that she rinses off her her water dish after a massive thunderpoop in the litter box.

My husband and I have been a couple since 1998. There are days when we annoy the Hell out of each other, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. We work well as a team. My only advice: find hobbies you can partake in together, and find hobbies you can partake in on your own.

Can confirm. The first time it happened, I thought I was dying. It’s called a niacin flush.

I saw that picture and spent a quiet moment pondering whether a meteor could strike down Sandler and Spade, yet spare Rock and Carvey.

• The Judge
  

• The Judge
  

I think sitting during the anthem, and flag burning, are fucking stupid because it’s protesting the symbols of one’s very right to do so,

Or, she’s a normal human in a normal relationship, and she’s reached her “fuck it” point. We all know people, or have been people, who have stayed in relationships FAR beyond what, in retrospect, would have been the smart, right time to leave. Few make the decision to marry and really think “well, if it gets weird,…

Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Bolling laughed so hard I thought they would stop breathing.

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…

Besame’s Red Velvet! It’s a gorgeous, deep, matte red and it stays on absolutely forever. The gold bullet is also beautiful! (Plus it’s the shade Peggy wears in Agent Carter).

Besame’s Red Velvet! It’s a gorgeous, deep, matte red and it stays on absolutely forever. The gold bullet is also…

Chanel Rouge Allure No. 104 (Passion)

Chanel Rouge Allure No. 104 (Passion)

So, basically, they are attempting to blackmail the family into silence with the threat of releasing her name. I mean, that’s what it sounds like to me. Correct me if that’s wrong.

Hers is the darker Red Velvet (which I also have. It is lovely.)

Hers is the darker Red Velvet (which I also have. It is lovely.)