Really. I can’t stand Stephens either, but he definitely came off as the adult in the room here, an adult patiently but gently swatting away spam-children.... This exchange was so embarrassing for Samer, or at least, I felt embarrassed for him because he doesn’t seem to have the sense to do it himself.

If you think Samer comes out of this looking any better than Stephenson, then you’re full of shit.  

So Stephens took the high road and you wrote a bunch of emails that look like they could have been written by an angry 12 year-old, and you actually think that by writing this and copying those emails and publishing them, we’re going to take your side?

Who among us hasn’t done that, actually?

I don’t think it’s the pitchers so much that have to hurry up. It’s the hitters. I hate it when a batter steps out of the box to readjust his gloves, helmet, jock and every single other piece of equipment he has on his body AFTER EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN’ PITCH even if he didn’t swing at it! Get the fuck back into the box…

Watching Steph bounce it and Giannis bang it from all angles is a good way to spend 45 seconds this morning.

He reportedly told his mother that if she had a problem, she could meet him in Temecula 

“So fucking what. A replacement caddy is still a caddy.”

Firstly, a temp caddy filling-in doens’t do everything that a regualr cady would do for a player, since he doens’t know his game. Regular caddy salaries and bonuses are based on being part of the regular grind of the tour, knowing his guy’s game inside-out, and to compensate for expenses as well. This local guy had no…

If he’s telling the truth, and they agreed upon a fixed fee beforehand (and he would have gotten the same pay if Kuchar finished last), I have a tough time being all that upset about this.

Real talk: I don’t think any of this is coming from the GMs. If they had their way, my guess is each and every one of them would happily take on 10 years of Machado or Harper at this age. It’s sure as hell not going to hurt them, and who even knows who the GM is going to be 9 years from now?

Jim Irsay’s Opanan on this matter is worthless. The Subutex of the tweets is that he doesn’t want the Colts Morphine into a mindset that they can’t be the Team that’s Tapentadol of the league.

Edelman had a nice game, but I don’t understand how someone from the Patriots defense - Hightower, especially - wasn’t the MVP.

The universe is 13.8 billion years old,  and earth itself is 4.5 billion. On the cosmic scale,  if we round these munbers down to any rational degree all the Super Bowls that have ever taken place or ever will take place are occurring right now. 

I’m still anxiously awaiting the hiring of the back-up left guard coach.

It’s almost like Deadspin isn’t single person.

I haven’t seen a trophy get messed up that badly since Donnie No-Wall unplugged Melania while she was still installing updates.

The, “OK. Thanks.” killed me. It was awesome because he was spitting straight fire in the booth, and he knew it. 

100% this. I’m sure some of his supporters consider further proof that he’s a man of the people.

Seriously, does this look any more ridiculous?