Here’s a thought. If your catcher, who appeared in the 6th most games at catcher in 2017, appeared worn out to the point that he was unplayable at the end of last season, then maybe it was a poor idea to have him appear in TWENTY more games (1st in majors) this year?

That’s my urologist. This explains so much.

If you keep looking under the same rocks, you’re gonna keep getting the same worms

There were three chairs in the tightly packed booth, only one of which was sturdy: one Impemba had mindlessly or, perhaps carelessly, decided to occupy when it rested in his broadcast spot.

One game playoffs are dumb.

I for one can’t think of any way a group of competitive testerone-filled men in their early 20s could possibly improve their athletic performance than to be so bored in their hotel rooms on a nightly basis that they start making it a habit to go out with the boys “exploring” all the “cool cities” they visit. Screw the…

His job isn’t to define words. It’s to discuss football. Cut the man some slacks.

Dear Baker,

Burn the mascot of the opposing school... k.

I gotta tell you, this feels a lot like you’re hearing galloping, seeing a mane and tail, and you’re looking for a zebra instead of a horse.

Take a gander at anyone with a MAGA hat and get back to me.

Or he could start Jameis and let Khalil Mack and the Bears defense solve the problem for him. 

Oh shut the fuck up. Nothing Hillary could have done would have made a difference because she and Trump were playing two entirely different games. She was playing politics and he was flat out lying.

On one side, Hillary was a terrible candidate. She is incredibly qualified, but has WAY too much baggage from her past experiences to use as ammo. Any controversies in a 40+ year public figure’s life are going to cause a lot of vilification...and that’s exactly what happened to her. She became an evil monster due to…

She really underestimated how stupid voters are. Trump’s campaign was based on catch phrases and saying anything the crowd wanted to hear.

“What do you hate?”
“Not having money!”
“I WILL GIVE YOU MORE MONEY THAN ANYONE IN HISTORY!”

“What else do you hate?”
“Welfare people taking our money!”
“I WILL TAKE MORE MONEY FROM…

You know what should get said more though? Fuck people in the rust belt. Fuck them. Both she and Donnie campaigned for two fucking years, and they’re going to base their vote on who flew into town more often? That’s how you vote? Based on who visited you, instead of some other Americans. You didn’t have all the…

Gruden just wants to tear it down & rebuild completely. He still gets shit for winning with Dungy’s players in TB & he’s sick of it. Like any psycopathic coach, he wants all the credit and he’ll do everything to ensure that he’s never in a position to win a SB with the Raidersnext time he wins, he gets full credit.

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

I need to stop doing this because it ultimately doesn’t matter but...