Philip Rivers?

I’d like to see this in the form of a quiz: a series of quote and you have to guess, for each one, whether it was said by a fox news talking head or a mass murderer?

I’m sorry he died...but on the other hand, he was a tobacco industry lawyer, and that makes Buoniconti a despicable person.

You think the Astro’s strikeout machine is impressive? It gets better. Last night’s lineup featured 1-7 hitters, all of whom are sporting slugging percentages over .500. Oh, and one of the other 2 hitters homered.

Teams are getting tired of sending a pitcher to Houston, where he suddenly becomes much better. It makes them look bad.

I laughed, so I guess we’re both going to hell.

“Both sides”? Do you seriously think bigotry is a balancing perspective relative to religious morality?

I would put it a little differently: “Denouncing evil is not talking about politics”.

There is a huge difference between running home at full speed and making a poor split-second decision about the line to take, and a premeditated act to endanger a guy’s life by intentionally throwing a pitch at his head.

From reading your post, I can surmise that you have personal experience with baseball-induced head trauma?

With that damn bell ringing so loud, it’s no wonder he got distracted and didn’t realize he had a lap to go.

Can you tell us exactly what the investigator poured all over the video?

Somebody should tell the club they misspelled “Humpback Chubs” in their twitter name.

Aside from the whole, you know, risk of global annihilation - it’s been kind of interesting to learn what it would be like if a 2 year old ran our nation.

Well, now almost every single play will consist of some action on the field followed by a period of waiting to see if it will be reviewed. Only after that adjudication period will the play be over. The performance of the players will be reduced in importance relative to the more significant performance of the…

There’s a bewildering lack of protection for the audience. People even parked their cars near the impact site.

What controversy? It looked incidental. He sort of backed up over the stick. No way it was a trip.

Yes, he turned down one-year offers that were way better than this because he wanted multiple years. The Astros offered him $17.9 M. This is a tragic situation. The Braves just bought a pitcher who is likely to have a sour attitude because of this.

When have you gone too far and made the game so complicated that it’s unwatchable? Answer: When you have to write the definition of a hail mary play into the rule book.

You can call Jemelle Hill a lot of things, but “confused” ain’t one of them.