The problem is pro football where, for some unfathomable reason, the teams present scantily clad women on the sidelines to be leered at by drunks. In light of that, is it any surprise high school cheerleaders are considered to be objects instead of, you know, leaders of cheers?

A short while ago, he was a prominent US Senator. Then he hitched his star to Donald Trump. I wonder what kind of second thoughts he’s having these days.

The interesting thing for me is that the #10 all-time PGA money winner is somebody I’ve never heard of. I guess that’s professional golf in the post-Tiger era.

Packers 1965, 1966, 1967.

Well, when God mandates an assistance coach’s salary like that, what are you going to do?

It’s interesting that he’s so familiar with the process for reporting rapes.

Well, “kick the Kings ass” is an excessively strong way to describe how the Habs won the cup by virtue of a technicality on McSorley’s stick.

I noticed Brady’s quack doctor was one of the first people to congratulate him on the field, so I guess he qualifies as a winner.

This game almost defies analysis. It was simply a matter of: on every Rams play, the Patriots lined up 11 defenders, each of whom performed much better than his offensive counterpart. There’s no offensive strategy on earth that can counteract that.

Well, you got the girl’s age right, I’ll give you that. You kinda went off the rails after that.

I think most MLB free agents are not interested in playing for a minor league team, which eliminates the Padres from consideration.

You would think before the game he’s thinking: “Ok, she’s accomplished a lot more on the ice than I ever did, so I should keep the word ‘respect’ in mind all night”. Alas, no.

Oh, I’m sure it was fun to watch...for academics who enjoy studying arcane aspects of jurisprudence.

NFL games are no longer about watching the players compete. Instead, the broadcast is largely about watching the performance of the officials. The true action in the game occurs at the end of each play when then crowd and players turn to the officials to see what penalty will or won’t be called. That’s where the…

You don’t. You wait for those old people who grew up in lily-white ‘50's America to pass on to the next world, and be replaced by people who have a more realistic grasp on what America looks like. Every day, a significant chunk of foxnews’ viewership expires. If you look at the ratings numbers, they’re not being…

I figured they just lost the instructions on how to use the source button on the remote.

Even if 44 had been blocked, Clemson still had six players between Jones and the first down line. The mistake was not calling the fake. The mistake was failure to call a timeout to change the play when Clemson lined up in a standard formation.

It can’t be good for a 19 year old kid to read this kind of stuff about yourself.

Fun fact: Clemson and Alabama were 2 of the last college football teams to integrate. In 1970 neither team had a black player. 

Football is broken. Most of the stories about the games this week are about how the games were officiated. These days the games are largely an exercise in examining super slo-mo replays and parsing of arcane rules. The most important people on the field are the officials, not the players. Almost every play ends with…