This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

I’m legitimately broken now. This week is ruined.

There’s at least a movie with black JFK.

In other and completely unrelated news, Marvel executives were found passed out in a local bar after ordering round after round of the best drinks the bar had to offer. Nobody could get from them what they were celebrating except that they kept on screaming “DARKNESS” before each shot and follow it up with generous…

You make it sound like art is worth anything when you can’t afford food.

Can’t wait for Morin and Provorov to be ready. Gudas won’t even sniff this roster once Hexy has his kids pairing up.

Gudas is inexplicable. He’s essentially replaced Rinaldo as the team’s resident douchebag.

It’s not bad, it’s good.

It’s almost like players and management are more than just assets...and you need decent pros around the young guys so they can develop and not learn bad habits...and FA don’t want to play in that dumpster fire.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

As we wrote about last summer before the World Cup, and what ultimately came true, is that Press was one of the many USWNT studs who deserved to but didn’t really get a chance to shine at the World Cup because of the stacked roster/insistence in playing Abby Wambach-ball.

That's Phaneuf of that shit.

It’s because events tend to boost sales historically and #1 issues also tend to boost sales historically.

I wouldn't worry about that. Bill Walsh thought the same thing.

Yes, as indicated this is called FORESHADOWING, not spoilers.

I like Inception very much, but it’s ending isn’t that special. It certainly provokes a question, but come on - a top ending of all time? Get real.

“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

Fun fact #2: This jersey is actually a 3d picture. I can see a schooner.

Counterpoint: Carson Palmer lost the damn game.

I love my Patriots, but hot damn does Denver deserve all the credit for this game. Their defense played as close to perfectly as they could. Miller was truly terrifying and the Pats O-line had no answers at all in that game.

Sage Northcutt sounds like a brand of bacon or chewing tobacco.