Yeah, that was truly messed up.  She kept referring to "they" throughout the interview, which is a huge sign that there is something not quite right there.

An impeccable syllogism.

That statement is brilliant in its utter, brain-melting nonsense.

I shouldn't have read that Spin interview.  It gave me a headache and is just sad in how sick and pathetic she sounds.  Geez.

Only with semen.

So wait…Nathan Rabin married AVC freelancer Kevin McFarland?

YES!  That's the only thing I got from that video.

I think (hope) that Alcopheliac is thinking of Cherry Tree, which is damn terrific and a hell of a lot better than The Virginia EP.

"Sometimes-okay" is way too generous.

Yeah, I don't know why people keep insisting on Zero Dark Thirty's ambiguity.  It seems that it's more of the good, old attempt to explain the "people on all sides of the political spectrum don't like it, ergo it must be ambiguous and good."  Ambiguity is most definitely NOT Kathryn Bigelow's strength, and ZDT is…

Not only that, but all while displaying a fundamental misunderstanding of that faith's concept of the afterlife (regardless of said people's individual beliefs/views).

Holy hell, that looks like a hideous, revolting, orange-and-teal nightmare.  What an ugly, lame movie.

The principle you just stated is great in theory, ruined only if it's not executed well.  I read the book on Wednesday and wasn't very impressed, precisely because the images themselves were, to borrow your very appropriate language, overly melodramatic and melancholic.  There was very little subtlety in the book and…

Kevin Bacon???!!!

Forget "Do you even watch movies?," the question for HipsterDBag is "Do you even *read* this website?"  Williams has been a darling of the AVClub (when reviewing her roles and in year-end lists) for a long time.  And with good reason, she's terrific and one of the best actresses out there.

Yes, that one wins.

Yep…I'm thinking I'm going to start using that on people that tell me "I love you" (I'm terrible at personal relationships).

"I love you!"
"Vomit now."
"I LOVE YOU!"
"Vomit now."

I don't want to be the Friday Buzzkill, but (for some insane reason), I wanted to check if that unreasonable person who harassed Tobias and VanDerWerff earlier this week had finally taken down that picture of Tobias next to The Infamous Onion Tweet From Hell and thus ended his borderline-libelous attempt to associate…

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus : it sure does, except if they're robot kidneys and livers.