You know what’s about as stupid as this Viper driver? The others all powering past him, flat-out.

Traction control is the mongoose to the Viper. Or the Viper to the mongoose. Either way it’s bad. I don’t know animals.

Leaving flooring it or doing burnouts for videos is quickly becoming the most douchey way to leave C&C. And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”. Really? I’m tired of seeing some of my favorite cars ruined by owners that obviously cant handle them. I’m to the point where…

Those aren’t communities, those are groups of idiots.

Hearse enthusiasts are the best

I don’t like car culture communities outside of Jalopnik.

Other than looks, I just don’t get the appeal of the i8. I’m surprised they are bothering with such a weak sauce update. A base Model S will eat it for lunch. Even if you are totally wed to the idea of a mid-engined hybrid, the NSX- which is similarly priced- has an additional 200 HP.

Ugh, I truly hate car meets. Being a car guy myself I can say without fear of contradiction that the people that go to car shows, car meets and coffee and cars are the biggest groups of assholes I have ever been around. It takes five minutes and I have nothing more to say. I know for certain that I am an asshole and…

Went to a car meet with a couple of friends about a month after buying my new-to-me used car. After I parked, some guy can running up to my car all excited and was screaming “That’s my car!” while I just kind of stood there. After a few seconds of confusion, he introduced himself and told me that he had recently…

I went to a cars n’ coffee and didn’t get run over by a Mustang.

How about the time I told a girl with a wide body, full roll cage 240sx, that I liked her track set up, only to get the reply, “It’s not a track car, it’s a drift car.” I rolled my eyes and walked away.

Went first time last Thursday night. Was the first one there. Tried talking to people, got ignored and rejected like I had traveled back in time to HS. Bored early. Started the car, everyone suddenly shut up and stared at the noise. Can’t wait for the next event.

I met Doug DeMuro.

I didn’t get killed by a Mustang.

I was at Daytona last year for the Ferrari Finali Mondiali. Some buddies and I had our DSLR’s with us while combing the parking lots looking at the 1200+ Ferrari’s in attendance.

I pulled up nice and early to the local C&C in my beat up POS ‘90 Miata track whip. Rolled on paint, second hand parts, autocross/HPDE numbers and bullshit sponsor stickers all over it, pure beater. (and one hell of a track car) One of my detailing customers spotted me and waved me to park next to his month-old AMG…

True. Actually driving a car at those speeds would not be boring.

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