Frankly, more interested in the Kia Stinger test. Saw a fleet of them in Barcelona and they look really good in person.

Random fact... the Focus RS will NOT Hooker.

For Coke the wing is too tall and far away to all except the tallest and most flexible of hookers.... and I can’t afford them.

Any and all readers may individually choose the gender of their hypothetical hooker. Men needing male hookers, or women needing hookers of any variety should not feel discouraged.

This is also not disparaging the noble profession of those making my week a little less frustrating.

Will It Hooker? (Oral-sexable? Dead body in the trunk-able? Is the decklid flat enough to do coke off of?)

Yes, but ultimately, being a halo car is about desirability first and foremost. Exclusivity can play a part in desirability, of course, but for some brands, their desirability is based more on their attainability, not their exclusivity.

The thing is, for a very long time, the M3 was BMW’s halo car. For many, it still is. A halo car doesn’t have to be an ultra-expensive exotic supercar to be a halo car. It just has to be the most desirable car in the automaker’s range that exemplifies what the brand is best at, and for BMW, that’s the M3/M4.

STi pool noodle.

These words make no sense

I mean, the microtransactions were weird and out of place, but that’s not why Dead Space 3 flopped.

Wow, all the people bitching about “another article focusing on gender” and trying to mansplain-down her victory. Christ, people, grow up.

Are you incapable of comprehending obvious sarcasm or just a shithead?

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

Can it run Crysis?

So it’s a F&F ripoff with an all-white cast led by Dirty Harry’s kid

Overdrive: because F&F got too diverse.

Hate to admit it, but I’m now a HUGE fan of the new Civic Type R wing. I finally understood it as a form follows function display of self-deprecation *wink wink nudge nudge* to its fan base, and to everybody else its a laugh out loud at my youthful abandon. Totally respect it now, because its vision and design is 100%…

Lets do this.

I also love big wings, but wish the manufacturers would list the lift and drag coefficients alongside the car’s other specifications.

Don’t ask for anything you bastards won’t buy.