Whenever Horst flicks it up, they look like a playoff team. But when Horst flicks it down? ELI DERP COUGHLIN HANDS ON HIPS.

Jeter’s farewell speech after the final game in old Yankee Stadium in 2008. I bawled like a baby...as a Junior in college...in front of a group of friends...including a girl I was trying to get with.

Are there other commonly used sports phrases that always elicit a chuckle for you?

En-HAND-ce!

Not my drunk purchase (the worst of which was a granny porn mag from Hudson News in Penn Station) but my brother-in-law’s. He got drunk at a Yankee game and spent $800 on an autographed picture of Don Mattingly and Dave Winfield, and gave it to his brother-in-law on the other side.