I’m taking the New York Bar Exam on Monday... twenty years after graduating law school, and not having practiced law since then. I expect to fail just as miserably as your minivan has failed the TUV. But I will continue undaunted and try again and again until I pass because I am the David Tracy of law. You are my…

Who needs powerful cars? If you can’t appreciate a Yaris and a dirt road you ought to go back to autoblog

“M-3"? WTF Chevy? Your ad copy is as sloppy as your panel gaps!

It’s funny that car companies can actually kill their customers through negligence and not face any serious consequences but if you try to get around an emissions regulation it’s going to lead to probable criminal prosecution. This is the world we live in.

Thousands of brave men gave their lives on that beach in France 71 years ago so that 1 Caitlyn Jenner has the freedom to be whatever the fuck she wants to be and 2 you have the freedom to be fucking small minded and petty about it

Hahaha. The ML founded a segment. An entire segment. It’s like the Thomas Edison of luxury SUVs. The Ben Franklin. The George Washington. The Caesar. The Jesus. I literally have a column planned for next week about how the ML is the single greatest car in the last 25 years. It’s going to be glorious.

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This is my dream.

Is the school bus body somehow safer than the factory transit unibody? Has this school bus body been crash tested from multiple angles, rolled over and had its stability control system calibrated to this configuration? How effective are the seat belts and side curtain airbags?