Thanks for your input, Randy.

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

took me a second, but I got there

The idea that successfully holding down a job and making rent entitles you to complete freedom from perceiving the unhappiness of others is so breathtakingly narcissistic.

I thought he learned to stay out of k-holes.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HER SHOES

Love is truly dead. *sniffle* At least we’ll always have the memory of their engagement.

You’d think her parents would have understood before the 100th time.

Stop promoting the rat race. GET OUT AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE

Stop promoting the rat race. GET OUT AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE

7-year competitive powerlifter here- it’s also important to learn *how* to fail safely way before you get to the point of failing. Knowing what it feels like to dump a squat on the safety bars will make it much safer when you have to do it for reals. Same with not putting collars on your bench bar so you can dump the…

I agree that getting suddenly filthy rich won’t guarantee you happiness and may cause problems. But I’ve never found working in a boring job 8-12 hours a day to stave off poverty is any sort of spiritual Nirvana either. I would be willing to experiment with a different set of problems for awhile.

The person at far left deserves to drown for recording in portrait mode.

Wait what?

This person said it best:

That’s easy:

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Look closely Bills fans. This is your inevitable future.

[Nick Collison sits up suddenly, wide-eyed]