You play videogames as a fucking adult, you don’t even recognize a vagina at this point. Shouldn’t you be playing Halo, Chrissy?

...and you couldn’t survive without us, as we run all the banks, own all the buildings, own all the utilities, etc.

...and yet you work for us.

If you’ve never gotten an adrenaline rush from playing a videogame, then perhaps you shouldn’t be on a videogame website?

You had your shot to do SOMETHING/ANYTHING when your boy Obama was prez, and what did you do exactly?

Nope, just pointing out that you’re an adult who readily admits they get sweaty palms and a pounding heart over beating a kid’s videogame.

Try keeping up:

Most people your age also don’t “have feelings of satisfaction” playing fucking Mario Bros. games.

Dude pay attention, the OP was talking about THIS SEASON! And THIS SEASON “they’ve struggled twice” against Boston.

BINGO! I was thinking the same thing yesterday, “why do they keep falling FAR behind teams with worse records”?! Inevitably this comes back to bite you in the playoffs.

Sorry just don’t see it. IT is coming off a hip injury and his one strength was “shooting a ton to score” simply because Boston had no one else. With LeBron there this won’t happen and their defense is atrocious UNLIKE the Celtics who are first in the league, and IT is even worse than Kyrie defensively...and short to…

There hasn’t been a single person that has even verified let alone could confidently state that they could confirm anything in that fluff piece. Belicheck himself stated they made multiple attempts to keep Jimmy G, and much like we’re seeing now with SF, he still won’t sign anything yet.

She needs a good cuntpunt.

They’ve struggled twice now against Boston, I don’t see them beating them without homecourt at this point. Toronto looks good but I think the Celtics could win in 7.

This is our same reaction when black people claim they are intelligent!

Did you seriously just attempt a “your mom” joke? Are you fourteen?

Who gives a fuck, really? The overwhelming amount of movies and TV making money and getting awards is by men. Enjoy your moment, dumb clams.

Take yours...again? Sorry, my rash finally cleared.

“home”? AAs have the lowest ownership rates of all races:

Dude, you’re on The Root...EVERYTHING is Whitey’s fault, how else can they get through their miserable existence?