Ugh. Fallon is the worst interviewer on the planet.

Once a Marine, Always a Marine.

Spitting image of Holiday Special Han Solo.

I believe this is what you were looking for?

You are not mistaken.

That’s a funny...

Ummm if I’m not mistaken (which I may be) he IS a marine, not was.

So far, every thing the NFL has tried to implement to prevent the officials from fucking up has, in fact, made it measurably worse.

They also need to call if they plan on having more than one person over while their parents are at the movies. And dont eat all the Hot Pockets.

If you aren’t making love to that barbecue, you’re doing it wrong

“white performative liberal tendencies”—This isn’t SJW bingo— the words you string together actually have to *mean* something when you put them in a sentence.

People with poor and disadvantaged upbringings are hyper obsessed with cleanliness in a way I’ve never seen middle class and rich or otherwise bougie people be. Maybe it’s because, when you’re poor, there’s not a lot in your life you can control, but you can control how nice and presentable your house is.

Lol. Stereotypes of people of all races exist for a reason...because they are true

Can we do one of these teaching black people how to behave in bars and restaurants? They don’t seem to know how to tip or act appropriately when it comes to ordering. Thanks!

I believe, with all my tiny shriveled 3 sizes too small heart, you are the best writer on this Titanic of a website.

That’s not a backhanded compliment. You are a goddamned good writer.

Hopefully all the people who say blacks only eat fried chicken and watermelon will now drop those racist stereotypes, and replace them with the racist stereotypes in this article.

This sounds fun. I need some black friends, pronto.

Black families always LOVE jokes. Jokes go really well.