This has zero to do with this post but I’m watching a documentary about Babe Ruth and it turns out he was shot in the leg in a bar by his mistress. So if you ever get the question what do Aqib Talib, Plaxico Burress and Babe Ruth have in common? The answer is they all suffered a gun shot wound to their leg in a bar.

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

“This is one day I didn’t have to worry if my sweet boy ate lunch alone.”

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

I always enjoy reading “Why Your Team Sucks” every year and I make it a point to read every one. I read every word of the Packers today (Packers fan) and I try to be a good sport about it all. And it’s a shame to see someone get injured.

And yet, still the best Lunchable, hands down. Fight me.

You people are insane.

Please leave and take this affront to humanity with you. You and your devil cake are not welcome here.

Road Vaping. That’s what RV stands for.