That purdy mouth better hope that Burt Reynolds shows up soon.

Caddy needs to write a couple of big checks. One to the Fast and Furious producers, have the Vs prominently featured in the next movie. The other to Ken Block to make some videos featuring them. I'm sure it would cost a fortune, but could be money well spent if it changed their image quickly. 

And look at how that’s working with F1. With the halo, etc. F1 has its own issues with rules and excitement.

Its a +3000lb car traveling at over 200mph on small 9" tires with limited downforce and a screaming +900hp V8.

Why does a purpose built race car hauling one person weigh more than my four door?

All these haters of NASCAR in the comments... I dont get it!

It’s the Nickelback of motorsports. 

The original pig that begat a bunch of much faster pigs.

I see 9 examples of one car:

“Porsche recently gathered a group of ten cars from their history to remind you that pretty much everything they’ve ever built looks just a little bit dorky almost exactly the same.” FTFY

Bengals are not the Spurs.

I was kawhing when I picked you
Now I’m trying to forget you
Your D is sweet misery
I was kawhing just to play you
Now I’m dying cause I let you
Do what you do - but in LA

Shinola’s are literally $500+ Timex watches. The Ronda movement is used in $30 watches. If you have $500 to spend on a watch, why not buy and actual quality piece of machinery?

Throw in Orient in there for a nice mechanical watch under $300. Quartz isn’t necessarily a bad thing to have but theres a lot of better options out there than Nixon, Shinola or some of the micro brands out there.

I just bought a cheap Seiko for like $70 on Amazon because I wanted an automatic watch instead of Quartz.

Now that I’ve had an automatic, I never want another Quartz.

Shinola is a shady “American” company with overpriced watches IMO and they wont get a single Dollar from me. I’d rather get a Seiko, Citizen, Casio or Timex

Ugh, not a good list. Bonus points for Seiko but way to many over priced quartz movements. Shinola...seriously?

One of the least expensive automatics you can buy. In the right color, you can add a leather band to dress it up. But best of all, it shows the day of the week, so you always have the answer when you wonder whether it’s Tuesday or Wednesday or whether it even matters.

Yes. She said, “You can forget about getting inside these jorts tonight!”

Please, I do that anyway.