The fires and thirsty folks in Puerto Rico can wait! I have golf to play, TV editorials to watch, and controversies to stoke via twitter.

Come on guy. They lost to Trinidad and Tobago. The United States. We shouldn’t lose to Trinidad and Tobago at anything. ANYTHING. If you don’t think that’s at least a little bit hilarious, well, I don’t know what to tell you. If England ever loses to Bermuda, you’d never stop laughing.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

Watching the fan take off his hat in preparation to fight a NFL player just really tickled me for some reason.

I expected more from Raiders fans.

If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

You sir are looking for the Intercontinental, a car that spans multiple time zones.

CP all day long. I could win the lottery, still would not buy it, would only disappoint me when it inevitably broke down. Just say no.

I daily an ‘08 V6 coupe with a six speed. Puts out 270 hp and with the slick, smooth honda transmission, driving it is a joy. Swapped the rear sway from an Acura TL to help with body roll.

I live on a pedestrian street in an old town in Europe... This is something you don’t see everyday.

Pretty sure I win

Mine. SH-AWD 6-speed manual. As far as I have been able to research, the only one on Cape Cod.

Totally bullshit explanation of torque and power. The notion that torque is about the performance at low rpm and that power is about performance at high rpm is a very popular notion but it is totally a CONTRIVANCE. That’s right folks, the most popular belief about torque and power, that is expounded routinely by…

“They say they love you, but they will forsake you. This, I know.”

Oh shit. There’s trouble a brewing in the Packer’s front office.

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

Can someone explain to me when the anthem became about the troops as opposed to representing the country as a whole?

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

Let’s take politics out of this.

I was at the bar during game time yesterday (I go Sundays, regardless of football season) and there was some booing at the TV during the anthem (that’ll show them!...I guess?) Yet none of the idiots booing at the TV screen removed their hats, stood or even stopped drinking their beer. So I guess the reverence to the…