When I look at the late C1, I wish I was a car in the “Cars” movie so I could have aggressive, passionate, filthy sex with that car.

Seats are a constant bugaboo for GM cars. I like GM products, but I don’t know why it’s so hard for them to get the seats right.

The price-to-performance ratio for a C5 Z06 can’t be beat. That’s even true for a standard C6.

You may be in the minority, but I completely agree with you.

Imbroglio

Look for anything that says Dodge.

You don’t get it because you’re not white trash. You should be proud that you don’t get it.

Because he asked for a 911.

PDK, schmeeDK. No matter what you call these things, they’re automatics. And no matter what form an automatic comes in, it will never be as enjoyable an experience for the driving enthusiast as a manual.

You people aren’t morons. Excellent work.

I have learned this the very, very, very hard way.

Really, all 911s appreciate?

Oh no! A Corvette.

Of the five suggestions, this is the only one that checks the boxes and isn’t inane.

Jesus, where is all of this arrogance coming from? The guy wants a cool car, he wants some advice, so good for him. Instead, we have a bunch of pompous pricks acting like he’s not worthy to buy a 911. Some of you guys act like you’re defending the honor of Porsche.

This will be an underrated answer.

Finally, someone in the comments who provided a genuinely intelligent, well-informed opinion.

Oh shut up with your arrogant nonsense. Who made you the Porsche police?

Bro.

The future won’t suck, though, because you’re going to be able to get all of these awesome cars at reasonable used car prices while everyone else is obsessed with their $200k electric sub-2 second 0-60 cars.