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Well, at least they broadcast something that was on the audience’s same level mentally.

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Is there any worse place to be than “behind Mike Glennon on the depth chart”?

Really? Cocaine and dilaudid aren’t doing the job?

It gives us a base level of ‘stupid’ to measure those that join.

you have to have something to hide so they can blackmail you

In America, crazy homeless people yell at you. In former Soviet Union, crazy American celebrities yell at homeless people. What a country!

I’m genuinely floored she never wound up in Scientology (until her checks started bouncing).

Hahaha man i was so right on the OG post about this. I called bullshit on the story from the start. Wheres mah star?

Nope, her share is based on the reasonable/market value. Rules like that help ensure people don’t sell all of the soon to be ex spouse’s property for $1.

I know what you’re trying to get at, but “when a normally sure-handed receiver drops the ball after his head collides with a defender’s knee” makes no sense.

I’m not sure about that. If anything, the Republican party does seem to go out of its way to be charitable to black Republicans, I think in an effort to go “we’re not racist, we have black friends”, which is how you end up with Ben Carson being treated as a serious presidential candidate.

Not true. They say it when the person is the victim of a police shooting.

I suspect that’s the real reason Fox News fired him. He told someone to pick up a book. Surely that’s going way off message.

Thank goodness he's black. If a white man had said this shit, Fox News would have promoted him.

Telling a respected professor and PhD to open a book...it’s like he’s just too lazy to tailor his misogyny to the target. At least show some pride in your shitty craft, dude!

Methinks it’s because it’s a game for kids, they’re being unusually apologetic. Like if Peach suddenly had a very jiggly chest during a Smash update, Nintendo would have a similar reaction.

If anyone needs help visualizing this guy as a belligerent and abusive drunk, an approximation is on basically every fucking channel right now.

Right now, the man the GOP has nominated for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court is shrieking about shadow conspiracies and retribution. Just a model of sober-minded jurisprudence on display. 

Anyone find this kind of silly given the context of murdering hundreds of people in a death game built around the same style of another game on the same engine which was built on the story of japanese school children mudering each other that was stolen by a random white lady for a popular book then movie series?