Someone should have punched him in the face! Do you see all those little kids.

“will likely kill you”

Seeing as how I’m writing this, that can’t possibly be true.

Prestige... WORLDWIDE

Oh lovely. It’s being used as a limo.

They could have driven up alongside, maneuvering in perfect sychronization as the passenger takes hold of the wheel. Engaging the cruise control, the driver climbs out of his own car and grabs hold of the side of the dump truck. With the passenger of the car gently peeling away from the truck, our hero braves the…

*Mustangs

I think you’ve summed up perfectly the people these cars are for. I call them Consumer Reports car enthusiasts.

Bleh.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

Spoiler alert.

I do - FUCK THE NRA

He could have Dodged it, but *puts sunglasses on* he chose to Ram it.

I would define A Self Important Cunt Who Can’t Swallow Their Pride as: someone who follows an other into a parking lot to get their point across

You, sir, are a butthead.

Well since noone’s posted it yet...