I saw Nicole Kidman in line at AMC and she made everything better.

Isn't he the best?

With PlayStation friends like those, who needs PlayStation enemies?

Agreed, that’s a pretty horrible thing for him to respond with. He is being shockingly arrogant about this whole. situation

the two weirdest guys in the history of weird guys? doing something weird?

Is this a joke?  I think it’s a joke because people call everything thing MJ and Tom Cruise do weird.

I assume he was joking.  I’ve seen Nicole Kidman in line at a coffee shop and she had to wait like everyone else.

Everything Michael Jackson did was weird. Just like everything Scarlett Johansson does is sexy. 

Genuinely surprised no one’s posted the I Think You Should Leave sketch yet.

I naively assumed he was joking

didn’t michael jackson do this constantly? doesn’t tom cruise? surely if those guys did something you wouldn’t call it ‘weird’.

He got famous before Starbucks was a national chain, so it’s possible he’s never been to a Starbucks before.

Reminds me of when years ago there was some investigative TV show bit where they took a gorgeous woman, put her in a fat suit, hagged her up with makeup, and sent her into a shopping centre. Followed her around with a hidden camera.

We need an age cap on presidents. The human brains naturally declines as you age and no one in their 70s should be responsible for running a country.  

I think the problem is is that Trump’s dementia is no different to his behaviour from the last 70+ years or so. So...you can’t really call it a decline...technically speaking.

This country is so fucked.

At the risk of sounding like a rube...did he really not have to wait in line at Starbucks before, in a situation when a normal person would have to? I’m not talking about his assistant getting it for him, but if he walked in as Kevin Bacon, what would happen? He’d be ushered to the front of the coffee line?

Gene?

Does this mean that for a short while, Kevin Bacon was one degree of Kevin Bacon away from Kevin Bacon?