What detail they leave out is you'll be responsible for writing new copy for trolls like this one. You make good money, but lose your soul. Kinda like being a Hollywood script writer but without the hookers and blow.

I like to think of the AVClub as kind of a meeting place of like-minded folk who enjoy bullshitting about entertainment of every form. It's about the type of things you'd talk about IRL with friends, but in this case it's "friends" spread out across the country and the globe.

"but there's a definite line that separates assholes from psychos."

"I am emphatically not a lesbian"

I thought it was here because of Christmas break and now all the 12 year olds have enough free time to be utter dickbags online instead of IRL.

"like not to eat a cabbage-based salad on a plane. I’ve made that mistake
several times and I know it’s wrong and I still might do it again."

Wait…icky or sticky? Because I've actually been in a "sex dungeon" and sticky makes way more sense.

Not for the person who has them, but for whoever is receiving oral from them it's a nice change of pace.

Just like the Pampers?

"The fact that the robot swings around a pocket watch just like Whipple did is a nice touch."

Jean-Luc_de_Lemur: Dikachu, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

"and the subject of the National Enquirer article Cosby admitted to having killed"

Still better than Crisis on Infinite Earths, or Zero Hour.

Careful with your wording:

Not until DC snarls up the 52 universe continuity-wise like they did with all the others and reboot everything again

“It was painful. The hardest part of the show. It fucked our Valentine’s Day.”

For crab legs or potato salad?

Putting lipstick on a vacuum cleaner doesn't make it a lovebot.

That's a well reasoned and thought out complaint about the system currently in place.

That's a well reasoned and thought out complaint about the system currently in place.