In local Pasadena news, a scientist employed at Caltech was found dead having been beaten about the the the head and face with a champagne bottle, which was found lodged deeply within his anus.

Was anyone else reminded of the episode "Planely Possible" from Perversions of Science, or is it just me?

The two scenes in this movie that make laugh no matter how many times I see them are:

Roque mallet to the noggin either way, it's just easier.

"Perhaps a more svelte, smug Peter Quill would have bested Ronan the Accuser using the power of the D.E.N.N.I.S. System."

“Tonight we’re reaching out and touching you.”

Whose fault is it you climbed into bed with her, pushed aside her adult diaper and stuck your dick in her for your quick two pumps and a dump?

Rule Two: The Moffat picks all the blueberries out of the muffins in the complimentary muffin basket for the staff and blames it on the guys in the Dalek suits.

Talk about it, or lovingly fondle it at PTA meetings?

Again thanks for fucking her. I don't know why you keep harping on about it though. Do you want some kind of medal or certificate of achievement or something?

You like fucking bed-ridden paraplegic old ladies?!?

Nice, you changed your misspelling/use of the wrong word to make me look like the asshole. Well played. Also my mom is dead, don't try and play the "you mom" card with me it won't work.

I don't think that word means what you think it does.

"As far as we know, Regis has never done anything bad in his life, so that should be fine."

"missed opportunity: calling the book iRon Man"

I'm with you on that, worst job ever* was working in a supermarket having to listen to old farts complain to me about how Sanka costs so much more than it did "back in the day".

Bet he'd be picking band-aids out of his teeth for days.

I went, but really wish I hadn't as well. My date flaked out on me at the literal last minute. I guess she wanted me to kiss her ass and beg her to go, but after asking her twice if she was sure she didn't want to go I took off.

It's not what you think, it's made for the homeless in the assholes of regular people. Unless that was what you were thinking.

It's not so much she only has one, more like one is waaaay better than the other.