Add in the fact he seems to have zero gag reflex, and it's no contest.

Whenever I stumble upon some thing these two create I realize my time would've been better spent licking a cat's ass…and I would likely regret it less.

"Marvel may be concerned about the impact piracy could have on ticket sales—as happened to The Expendables 3, which failed to perform at the box office after advance copies were posted online."

I think it's either an "Emperor's New Clothes" phenomenon, where people are afraid to admit Tim and Eric are as funny as crib death, or Tim and Eric are playing to stoners and hipster douchebags.

Now?!?

Don't just stare at it, eat it.

Maybe he was referencing the suction effect a nice tight panooch can have instead of denigrating vaginas?

Was it the fucked up car commercial that got ya, or the Rock constantly twiddling his fucking fingers?

Huh, and all this time I thought that this: https://www.youtube.com/wat… was "mental floss".

Yeah, women hate when you do that. Like knee you in the balls type hate.

Too bad she feels the need to keep away from Penny's nether ye.

The line forms to the left, bring a book though it's one hell of a wait.

Went to high school with a guy who eventually became a proctologist, he tells people EVERYTHING, whether you want to hear it or not.

FAMOUS FLICKS anyone? FAMOUS FLICKS?

"because if it lets two cartoon men kiss on the lips then soon it will
have cartoon men kissing cartoon dogs and cartoon dolphins and all sorts
of cartoon things, unraveling the moral fabric of cartoon society."

You were "bad touched" by a train riding hobo weren't you?

"Or worse, perhaps you grew up calling us names and smashing us into our lockers like a Norman Bates-level psychopath"

"we’ve already established that Penny is a smart, committed worker"

I'd wager Melissa Rauch's glorious tatas play some part in the shows popularity.

♫Time to go to work, Work all day, We need xenomorphs hey!