I’m not a tattoo person at all, and I’m not thrilled with this fashion/skin art combo here. However, I think it’s fantastic as a concept. I would love to see a pattern dress that subtly extends to the body with skin art. I do think Billy is breaking ground, and skin art will be something we see in the future on the…

Yes, and most distantly the Care Bears. But she’s most closely related to the Bratz dolls who are her first cousins.

....and she will likely be bald (or at the very least have a receding hairline) because of pulling that hair SO tightly into that ridiculous ponytail. And with that horrid diet of processed crap she will be on her way to obesity/diabetes/colon cancer or worse....

Yo. Play back that video and close your eyes. Her voice is every Auntie in Jersey over 50ish. Just imagine her in a house dress and waving a cigarette around.

Okay. There’s a winter storm out there in MKE right now, so I’m not doing anything else until the Brussels sprouts are done roasting. Here goes:

I worked crowd management at her MKE concert back in August. I could go on forever about every single thing that made my experience brutal, but that'd get us into tl;dr territory. It was brutal, and my life will never be the same after two hours of JoJo Siwa.

I’ve only ever heard of her because I’ve seen her ugly hair bows when out looking for presents for my nieces. The house is predictably ostentatious and tasteless but I’m fascinated by JoJo herself... she’s either the worlds worst preserved teenager, or she’s secretly a 39 year-old chainsmoking alcoholic masquerading…

I used to run EXTREMELY warm, and would wear dresses/skirts with bare legs until it got below freezing. When I lived in Atlanta my mom would get furious because I went around the house (inside only) in tank tops and shorts, even in winter (it was 75 dang degrees inside, why would I bundle up?). But I’m from Chicago…

I think a contributor to this is the fact that they don’t get long term exposure to the elements.

There’s a big difference between wearing shorts while waiting for the bus, or wearing shorts when you’re gonna be inside all day, and wearing shorts when doing outdoor exercise in freezing temperatures. Personally I think the difference is best described as “comfortable with a cold breeze” and “comfortable with…

Ya know, as a woman who is always very comfortable in cold weather and is extremely over being told by people to put more clothes on because whatever I’m wearing isn’t “warm enough” (even though I feel perfectly warm in it) I’m going to go ahead and say: let the boys wear their shorts in winter if they want to. Let…

They do their duty, which is apparently to show up at various charitable places for photo ops and leak appropriate pictures to magazines all over the world. And yes, Harry chose to do time in the military (so did Andrew btw).

They’re already financially independent, so whatever they do won’t be to keep body and soul together. Harry inherited a few million pounds from the queen mother back in the 90s, and he inherited a further £10 million or so from his mother, which pays out a yearly dividend of somewhere in the neighborhood of $450,000.…

both of Lori’s daughters were accepted BEFORE Heinel received a penny, and our sources say that money was sent to her only by Singer and for various things Heinel did for several families

That actually wouldn’t surprise me, if they were furious that the “Firm” did more to cover for Andrew than to help Megan with the racist tabloid bullshit. 

This season, The Crown has backed—or at least has young Prince Charles apparently fully buying into—the fiction that the Duke of Windsor was forced to abdicate because he was just too much a rebel, man, he wanted to modernize the monarchy and the suits just wouldn’t have it. (Utter nonsense, of course—David would’ve…

Not enough kinslaying amongst these modern royals. What I wouldn't give to see Harry brain Wills with the old scepter and orb while various wastrel hangers on viciously scrap for position after the fallout. The least you royal fucks could do is be slightly interesting.

A great set of work boots are so vital!! i think there is a lot of “conversation” about having pretty feet but not about having healthy feet. especially with increased aged, feet and hands that were poorly taken care of will make old age worse. i’m glad you know that! everyone now loves flashy shoes without really…

It’s like a clusterfuck of all the rejected vintage lingerie at the thrift store.

Yeah, we visited the Gardner last year on out trip to Boston and man, that might be one of the crappiest “good museums” I’ve ever been to. It was hot, dark, crowded, you couldn’t see half the art, and I wanted to slather myself in hand sanitizer every time I had to look at one of those dumb laminated sheets.