I didn’t even read the article, I’m still trying to figure out this garbage headline. Can anyone on earth make sense of it? “... Leaving a cars and coffee”??? What the actual fuck??

Grass is practically any leafy non-flowering grain. Tumbleweeds that get water once a year are grasses. They're insanely versatile and adaptable. Just because lawn grass isn't available to you, doesn't mean it's the only thing available. A Lungfish might be able to breath air, but it's not the only kind of marine…

Except the Killer Bee was genetically modified in our own labs and escaped. It's not nature, so much as hubris. The Killer Bee is as unnatural a thing as aspartame.