Obviously those who disagree are not from Illinois where excessive cynicism of politics should be ingrained in all its citizens by now. Just take a look at the shenanigans of the new republican clown, Bruce Rauner, running for governor. Not that he would be a worse choice than the last two democratic clown guv…

The odds of a hot woman falling in love with a dorky math student is mathematically impossible according to my observations.

Isn't anyone who has attended any school other than law school considered a pre-law student?

DP could often stand for double peters.

There's nothing more fraternal than getting pissed on by your high school swim and/or wrestling team brothers.

That sounds misomegynistic to me.

A&E is replacing this reality show with a commune of unwashed homosexuals to be titled, Dick Dynasty.

Battleshits is much funnier in a Cantonese accent.

Yea, 1. The Good Wife!

"Screw, kicking off more than 50 years of reveling in skin and shit-stirring."

Dude to the far left is clearly the funniest of the Three Stooges.

Hey, it takes some serious acting chops for one to act like he is asleep while his face is in a plate of spaghetti.

By Victoria Principal's clitoris!

Look at that photo, I thought Dusty Baker and Glenn Burke of the Los Angeles Dodgers invented the high five in the late 70's.

I think Peter structured his denials around somebody's crowing cock.

I believe that Lovie Smith will be starring in the role of "As His Wife".

Snazzy is a good word. I bet you're one of the few out there who correctly says sport coat/jacket instead of sports coat/jacket.

They did. Too bad it's Ferlin Husky's bio.

I haven't seen any of those movies yet I agree with you 100%.

From that photo above I think those ladies are in the running for best tits of 2013 in a film.