"I'm thrilled to hear that apparently J-LO has confirmed her exit after next week's finale (which was less Jennifer's choice, and more Fox deciding not to ask her back for season 12. Now if we could get on replacing the entire panel, that would just be aces)."

Now I just threw up.

Maybe, just don't  you dare put your nutsack on my drumset.

So you didn't spell Juilliard correctly.  No biggie, it's an unusual name.  I suspect Jimmy has difficulty spelling Jimmy.

Jimmy can buy Juilliard.

Elise is a beast.  I bet she smells like cigarettes, bourbon and throw up.

If I voted for this shit, Baby Cheese would have mine, but, whatever.  I miss the pride & passion I felt as my ex-paint salesman from Mount Prospect, IL clawed his way to the top to become the greatest Idol ever.

That's pretty cool, I didn't know it was legal to keep an aardvark as a pet.

"I am resigned to Jessica being the next American Idol barring a WGWG repeat (which I think the show is now scrambling to avoid),"

Even with the benefit of recording and fast forwarding, this show was the most boring of the year… terrible, boring song choices. Crown the worst, Phil Phillips, and get it over with. And really Claire, "Crystal and Casey at least seemed to bring a little grit to the (their) season"…Casey??? Grit???  Really???

Why do some ugly people insist that attraction to good looking people is shallow?

Joshua does elicit chills, so does fingernails on chalkboards.  There will be no audience for him once this season wraps up.

Still better singing than any Phil song ever and 9 out of 10 Joshua songs and anything in the Coldplay catalogue. Also better than Carrie Underwood last night.

Is that what it would take for you to buy a Ford?

Kansas City, MO is south of the Mason-Dixon Line, so is technically the south, Lee is from a NW burb of Chicago, clearly not the south.

Lee DeWyze, the pride of beautiful Mount Prospect, IL (and my former paint salesman).  I have some doors to stain and could really use his advice right now.

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Ferlin Husky is a god.

“No matter what, your little girl will spread her legs and fly away.”

All the white supremists I know are voting for Hollie.