Lee DeWyze was Enrico Caruso compared to Philip Phillips.  The dude can't sing but he seems like the only one I could stand to be around out of this group (except for a bound pigtailed Hollie clad in latex lederhosen).

Silence! Hollie is my beautiful Druid virgin who will be sacrificed to Dagda the Good the moment she wins the final over Philip Phillips.

no

His sister is cute, too bad they can't trade places.

I used to like those.

I long for Scotty McCreary and his magic microphone flute.  I think I hate Phil more than I hated Gokey or Big Mike.

Whatever Phil Phillips sings is the worst final 7 or later performance this show has seen in years.

Don't let his mom Sylvia hear that.

Difference is that Phil's one note is shite.

(cont.)

As I relax in my dungeon atop Austria's highest peak, Mount Großglockner, adimiring my wall cases of the finest German cutlery, I picture young Cheryl Ladd look-alike, Hollie, a few hundred meters below, in a meadow of edelweiss. I approach her and gain her trust by showing her the many tricks my pet goat Franz has…

Phil Phillip Phillips from the Land of Phillips fans must all be living in that town ruled by the very young Will Robinson in that Twilight Zone episode where he sent those with "bad thoughts" to the corn fields.  Yeah, that kid was the one true fan of Phillip Phillips.

God damn you're an insufferable twerp.  Perfect music for this episode.

Don's sport coat was awesome, you all have the taste of 15 year old lesbians.

"since he’d (Peter) have to move to Springfield, Illinois"

thomasrhys, santorum is usually a disgusting brown though some peoples shit color may differ.  But hey, what do I know, I'm just a blond Austrian boy who wears lederhosen and enjoys marzipan and falconry.

zing!

Jennifer Hudson was good but she was rightly eliminated a week before the great John Stevens.

That and she's a beast.  A shy beast, like Bigfoot.

The matrix I used came up with the same result.  That MIT education comes in handy once in a while.