I am sobbing for Zack Handlen right now.

I enjoyed "Roger and Me", Steely Dan and "Nunsense".  I'm a fun date.

Holy Shnikes!

I'm a scuzzy over 40 bachelor and I would recommend this occupation to all though I have not had the pleasure of owning a Murphy bed.

Who's Sam?

Jim J. Bullock is gay?

Skylar and Jessica have the right stuff.  That said, the douche with the guitar will win it all.

I gain 20 pounds a year stuffing my face, watching this shit.

Brielle is amazing!  We once smooshed then we threw up on each other.

I haven't enjoyed a scatting drum solo since the immortal season 6 runner up, Blake Lewis, changed my life.

I just started watching this week and was hoping the contestants would sing something, you know, hip and now…maybe a little Adele!

HeyJune, was I a little rough on the Beaver last night?

I haven't done acid in 33 years.

Brielle = The parasitic twin of Snooki.

Friedrich von Trapp is rooting for both Skylar and Brielle. Oh, and the Asian guy.  And Baylie.

It's the law that someone sings an Adele song on each show this season except when Adele is a guest and sings Black Velvet.

I have most often agreed with Claire over the years but since I just started watching this season's shows this week I was startled to read that Claire thinks anyone of these girls has a chance in hell of winning.  I liked that country girl singing Faces and a couple others were just okay,ya know, for me.  I do…

Like Emilio Estevez's character in St. Elmo's Fire, I have wanted to have sexual relations with Andie MacDowell and that hasn't changed for the past 30 years.  If I wasn't so lazy I would stalk her.

I been a fan of Idol since it started and last night was the first show I saw this year.  Though most of the songs were boring the talent level seems superior to past years.  I was somewhat surprised to see that at least half the guys are flaming gay.

The blonde in the middle apparently likes her men "this big".