The Wall?  This guy really does need a break.

Thank you counselor.

They sure over did that line.  I could sure use 6 months off from tending to the goats.

It's just you.  Parker Posey looked much better 15 years ago.  You're welcome.

I wouldn't be an episode of Shameless without Fiona very quiclkly putting on or taking off (or both) a little tank top. 

I too hate Steve.  He has the body of a tall little person.

Debbie said "Jewel-Osco" when everbody knows it's just known as "Da Jewels" (over by dere).

This was the best Shameless ever (except that I do not share your love for Steve the Leprechaun).

The great "Run for Your Life" tv series in the 60's and "Roadhouse" are the only two things this marginal actor ever did worth watching.  He also loved to play tetherball and was quite good at it.

I wish The King's Speech was a silent film, did you here that one guy stutter?

Spartacus may be beneath you but when big tittied wenches are beneath me I have won.
 

Mother of God.
 

A radio producer is not simple?  Hahahahaha!
 

Suckers, the whole thing is scripted.
 

"I'll have what she's having."

When I was a young  lad my parents used to take me to the 66 Drive-In movie theater near Chicago.  I would be in my PJ's, have some popcorn, and then fall asleep a few minutes after their movie started.  I don't remember meeting anyone named Karl there but I have met many Karls since.

Ish Bruno rocked, hodensack.

Native folk tunes playing our git fiddles while garbed in lederhosen is a tradition among my Aryan brothers and me.

You have the slowest internet connection in Scandanavia.

Hey, the Ligues beat the shit out of KC Royals 1st base coach, Tom Gamboa at a Sox game in 2002.  The next year a fan jumped on the field there and tackled an umpire.  The Sox again played KC that day.  Get you story straight sister.