I had no problem with it.

Also accepted: Daddy 5000

Kidbo Slice

Mike Tykeson

Couldn’t they both just file for Chapter 11, let Ziff-Davis buy them up, and then pretend like they have no legal problems?

Seriously, tell her to call me back.

Can’t we all chip in a few bucks, and have Jim Tomsula emcee the evening?

Who in the fuck are those guys

Muhammad Ali did not throw out the first pitch in Marlins Park history. Jeffrey Loria’s sick ass paid whatever was asked (presumably more than the HR statue cost) to have Ali golf-carted out to the pitcher’s mound from Centerfield. The ball was then snatched from his unstable hands by none other than the unremarkable…

waitwaitwait...there were 22,000 people at a Marlins game?

What is with all the extra ads on mobile? 5 sec unskippable before I can get to Kotaku, ad banners on video, ads above and below and and the really weird ones under the comments.

Fuck off man. Is Juan-Pablo Montoya an “F1 reject” too? By your definition it would seem so. You and everyone else with half a brain cell KNOWS he was kicked from Manor due to sponsorship money. He’s a very skilled driver and completely deserves this win. Fantastic for Indy, too. Now again...

He got kicked from thr F1 seat for lack of money, not lack of talent.

I fucked up. As a Cleveland fan I’ve stewed for almost a year now in the bullshit that was last years finals. Best believe I took every chance I could to trash the Warriors when they went down 3-1 to OKC. I fucked up and now the Warriors are coming to the Finals to shit inside my heart again. I fucking hate the…

Truther trigger: This and the structure featured are Beer-a-walls, not Beer-amids. A pyramid (and logically a Beer-amid) is a structure with at least 3 sides (not counting the base). Nice try Cleveland, you fail again.

Go back to bed, Katie.

Can’t wait until somebody gets suspended for having a part-time job at the Tuscon Gamestop.

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But in the books the little birds are just shown to be various children he has working for him, who hang out in the walls spying on people...

An interesting twist to this theory that you left out is that Varys is a Faceless Man. Possibly a leader of the Faceless Men. I like this theory not just because Varys and Jaqen are my favorite characters and I’d live for the day they get to interact, but because it conflates the faceless men with Varys’s little…