Let's start a page about how the average woman obsessively tweezes her fucking eyebrows until they look like chemo-patients or cholas.

Ho-Ho. Hope people get this.

Does this cat look menacing to you?

Michael Brown HIT an armed Police Officer in his car.

Darwin makes rare public appearance.

Not fiasco. Fiatsco.

A butt that's smaller than Kims' is no de facto flat.

Bush.

Florida. Shenk. Naked. Bathroom.

I don't want to see a group of Sloane Rangers saying "Well, we slogged that muddy ditch! Cheerio".

There are no photos? Christ! ShutterStock doesn't have a ready and waiting stock-photo of a naked Motherfucker riding Newtons-Law down into a bathroom and then throat-caning a likely Veteran?

Wait. They've been given approval. APPROVAL! to bench this fucker?

Wait.

Dominic. Detroit. Trying to ruin the career of a player.

There's a distinct lack of Towel-Rag-Camel-Sand er-individuals tending to this self-immolation.

All these "mitigating comments".

He's a World Champion. Triathlete. Erudite Brit

Fucker looks really good for 80. No crows feet, no corrugated forehead.

Of course, journalists of the female gender must Bobby-Pin an appendage to their chaste foreheads designed by none other than multiple-Grammy-Winning auteur Stevie Wonder.

By the shape of your Questionmarks it's an Asian Car.