This is awesome! Russia, take that!

Black-on Black Lambo. Hmmm. Italy has divorce lawyers!

There's nothing wrong with this shit.

If you can't reference HST and Ralph-fucking-Steadman without scorn, well, I think we're dealing with babies.

This woman, as pictured, is 27 years old. TWENTY SEVEN! This drawn pinto-bean-headed fish lipped woman is 27. Does she rely on Fun-House mirrors for beauty confirmation?

I believe she was on the same shit as Madonna on Letterman.

We, indeed, don't trow people in prison, mainly because we here have fucking SPELL CHECK and don't know anything about Trowing anything.

Good god! A picture of Pop-Twiggy without a shit load of hair all over on her fore-head! Zounds.

Really? Frosh women are obligated to "keep their head on a swivel'? (Giggle Break). I just scrolled down and I'm not the first turd in the fishbowl. Translation of swivel comment; "If raped it's your fault and don't come to Security and tell inbred grunt who has 16 weeks at Army training before pissing dirty and…

Eyes made up like two burn-holes in a blanket. Still, I'm on her side too.

Lewis does not want a teammate that will press him, thought he would be presumptive No. 1, baby Rosberg it a bit too quick, another thing not to like about Lew-Lew.

Far better it is to dare mighty things, though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor souls who neither venture much nor suffer much, for they exist in a grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

I'll give you that. The in-car camera guy uses great lines later in the clip and seems to be a good hustler of the beast. But driving unfettered is one thing, racecraft is another, and a "screw Patience, I'm gonna kill something" attitude does not work long term.

People who don't like racing have no concept of the total mind-loss of these cats. There you are, you'll do anything to stay and push, PUSH until the bastards call an end to this insanity of commitment. There are no birthdays, no pets , no get-well-soon-baskets. No wife and kids, power bills or dentist appointments.…

Early 5-mph bumpers negate all coolness.

There's a reason Seth Meyers has a "Fake or Florida" bit on his show.

No. No. No. No. NO. This is pitiful racecraft at best. Both A and B make the mistake of protecting the inside when there is no pass imminent. To boot they apex early, run out of road on exit, and simply hand over the position they are guarding. In turn one, left-two-opens, anxious chap out brakes, then runs out of…

Jack Nicholson ( In One Flew) to the always mute Chief, "want some gum chief?" Chief nods. Jack gives a stick. Chief speaks, "Mmmmm, Juicy Fruit".

Maple syrup and mayonnaise. Mentos and Diet coke. Kanye West and.......everything.

Fantastic! Also, after imitating Bob Marley, you call the Krispy Kreme and ask "Are the machines on!?