Rodger-her-roundly before proposal. Make notes, an inventory, you might say. If there's a distinct lack of pecker-in-eating-machine contact, run like the wind. It ain't gonna happen after she gains back the 40 she lost because of wedding pictures.

Understeering French car says "Fuckit, I'm gettin'some truffles"

Taurine, an amino acid, has wonderful effects including better focus and a lessened feeling of fatigue. Wiki that shit.

I think saying "over-corrected" is almost a slur. Jules is an outstanding pilote'. When conditions are light years from any conceivable racing or training scenario we're all lost.

Thanks for the atta-boy. Got a cool real story for you. I was at Watkins for the final race of the calendar in 1979. A cool tradition in those days; Where-ever the season ended the team mechanics sold to fans every fucking thing they didn't want to take back to Maranello or Milton-Keynes. Used tires, wings,…

Don't, and say you did.

May I recommend some light next time we see (or don't see) this beast.

I've only asked for one autograph in my entire life. Got his at Monza '93.

What was second prize? Perhaps DB Bistro Moderne, or a slow-trudge through a candlelit Costco....I heard their dogs are to DIE for.

Wha...Why no pictures? Drat my piitful search for self-esteem needs that shit.

This is fucking madness. Get ready for the Salem Witch Trials of 2014. What happened to innocent until proven guilty?

I did the horse thing, at a rehab, also in Malibu. I thought it was pretty cool. Now, I don't know if it WAS really cool, or if it was cool because I could finally grasp something and remember it for a fucking change.

Swift might as well move to Gilligans Island when this bully hit's town.

She deserves the 40 just for the Ralph Wiggums reference.

I think this is brilliant! It's obviously a long joke with the cherry on the top being, "think of the kids Jules". You cannot object to this if you take into account the punch line. Find something else to be mad at (like, who gives a FUCK about Lena Dunham)

Let us not forget the be-yoo-ti-ful Piaggio Aero Avanti Evo. Been in the air for a decade.

Nice, but. The back-end looks the front-end of a vaccum

Startling lack of baby pictures! Startling lack of baby pictures! Shit.....I'm laughing so hard over this bit of genius....um. Er, shit, let me translate this bit (I swear to god, this IS the best of breed for this kind of claptrap) for you. Ok I'm allright now. Editor light-blasts into the newsroom clutching reams…

If these horrible oblivious Shame-I-don't-understand can't-be-anything-but-a-disgrace-to-the-empire fuckers aren't Brits I'll suck one of Terrys' dildos in Times Square.

Agreed.