I did the horse thing, at a rehab, also in Malibu. I thought it was pretty cool. Now, I don't know if it WAS really cool, or if it was cool because I could finally grasp something and remember it for a fucking change.

Swift might as well move to Gilligans Island when this bully hit's town.

She deserves the 40 just for the Ralph Wiggums reference.

I think this is brilliant! It's obviously a long joke with the cherry on the top being, "think of the kids Jules". You cannot object to this if you take into account the punch line. Find something else to be mad at (like, who gives a FUCK about Lena Dunham)

Let us not forget the be-yoo-ti-ful Piaggio Aero Avanti Evo. Been in the air for a decade.

Nice, but. The back-end looks the front-end of a vaccum

Startling lack of baby pictures! Startling lack of baby pictures! Shit.....I'm laughing so hard over this bit of genius....um. Er, shit, let me translate this bit (I swear to god, this IS the best of breed for this kind of claptrap) for you. Ok I'm allright now. Editor light-blasts into the newsroom clutching reams…

If these horrible oblivious Shame-I-don't-understand can't-be-anything-but-a-disgrace-to-the-empire fuckers aren't Brits I'll suck one of Terrys' dildos in Times Square.

Agreed.

That first vine starts off "Can we be serious"? Um. Well. The, um Daily Show......I dunno. Serious? Maybe, benefit of the doubt, two 1D'er fans actually saw this. The rest is written vomit from the idle hands of smitten teens.

What exactly does this post infer? Disdain for Madeleine? Make my day.

ANY weed in a racing drivers system means trouble. Does he have a need-for-weed that maybe calms his ass down or is it a sine qua non to be fast?

Bernoulli's theorem abt 'Longer Path" and "Equal Transit" totally debunked by NASA. As air speeds up, to ostensibly join it's brothers skating along below, pressure drops as pressure decreases on the top of the wing and lift ensues.

Stunted wiggers caps-lock-freaks not even funny juvenile words-not-finished waste -of -money pop vapoids whats-next?

The bear. Doesn't. Think like you. He's old. Do you want him to die? He's fat, signifying a successful hunter. Treadmill, perhaps? Ass, and ass, doesn't cut it. It's a BEAR.

A crash that takes a long time ending is ideal, also for the impromtu-yard-sale-0f-body-parts festival that ensues. You're seeing a long slow dissipation of energy. Remember it's not speed that kills, it's the sudden stop.

Small space. Jerky rookie driver. Tried 4-wheel steering and revved-it for oversteer. Instead, understeer. This is manslaughter at best, and due equally for the promotor.

No judgement here. I mean, I like girls too. But there was a real phenomenon a while back called "A Four Year Lesbian". As in four years of college, time for some fun! If not then, when? I say go for it. Men at the same age are inept pigs.

Only tight-ass people who fuck in the dark would drive this POS.

Fritos