Rich, not old enough to be so, four track days, lapping in a polo shirt.

Dianes' teeth look like lonely tombstones on a windswept hillock

Sad

It sounds as spare as a Toyota commercial. And we (briefly) lionize his talent, Nyquil and alcohol don't lead to..fuck, anything!

This homely drone looks like a Greek-steak-and -fries low-rent cable spokes-vag.

That don't impress-a-me. it's a-country, WTF. Salt flats, leopard skin, sultry mama, sexless tease, seductress, nobody cares, waste of electrons.

He had a script. He imagined the reaction. It TOTALLY wasn't what he expected. He imagined ostracisation. He didn't get it. His narrow brain kept to the script. He blew off his mums confession. Then he wouldn't accept her acceptance. He was taught the wrong attitude by his gay peers. And he failed.

Oh. Now. This is the most self-centered ,whining, Professional victimhoodesque, bullshit, me-me, off the wall, , change the channel Please, do-you-have-cable?, yes we'll go to your-site, do you really watch the same channel all day ( Lay you eight to five it's Fox), uh, brain scrambling mess. And the pain, th' Pain…

Whipped and defiled his scrotum. His scrotum. Even if he mean't well, still a criminal.

Stutz Blackhawk. A sugary mountain of jingling claptrap. A subscription of "Cat Fancy" to whomever Bings the origin of this bit of plagiarism. Honorable mentions get "Truck n' Tractor".

On station over DC....OK. On station over NY...priceless. NY is a much softer target with more symbolic meaning.

Negative is way funnier than heartwarming. See; pathos, Schadenfreude. irony.

He's not gay. he's a misogynist. But still, good for her, and him, eventually.

Take it all Baby! yessss

Florida eh? Looks like we've got blow up a couple meth labs and destroy a Loon habitat here. Time to troll the serious rednecks with some lies and innuendo. Won't take this lying down.

Here's what to say to a "real life barber). I say old chap, where's the nearest stylist?

Preciate the list, but there are lots of sports besides stick-and-ball USA. How 'bout Bernie Ecclestone?

The Deuce was mistreated by Ferrari. Ford played fair, and , at the last minute Enzo said " I'm keeping the racing division and we WILL compete at Indianapolis. Ford had a huge investment in Indy with Dan Gurney among'st others. Henry actually said "Fuck You" to his highness, then called Iaccoca, and said "do what you…

Huff? No, Ma'te'. Sergio is a merchant; no more. Monte is a visionary. If Serge follows Lamborghinis strategy, the brand will double, no triple, the owners who think that a gold chain is prestigious. Look, just look: Lamborghini owners are a horrible mish-mash of wannabe's , divorce lawyers, and people who think that…

Damn, if I say I like it, what does that make me?