Stutz Blackhawk. A sugary mountain of jingling claptrap. A subscription of "Cat Fancy" to whomever Bings the origin of this bit of plagiarism. Honorable mentions get "Truck n' Tractor".

On station over DC....OK. On station over NY...priceless. NY is a much softer target with more symbolic meaning.

Negative is way funnier than heartwarming. See; pathos, Schadenfreude. irony.

He's not gay. he's a misogynist. But still, good for her, and him, eventually.

Take it all Baby! yessss

Florida eh? Looks like we've got blow up a couple meth labs and destroy a Loon habitat here. Time to troll the serious rednecks with some lies and innuendo. Won't take this lying down.

Here's what to say to a "real life barber). I say old chap, where's the nearest stylist?

Preciate the list, but there are lots of sports besides stick-and-ball USA. How 'bout Bernie Ecclestone?

The Deuce was mistreated by Ferrari. Ford played fair, and , at the last minute Enzo said " I'm keeping the racing division and we WILL compete at Indianapolis. Ford had a huge investment in Indy with Dan Gurney among'st others. Henry actually said "Fuck You" to his highness, then called Iaccoca, and said "do what you…

Huff? No, Ma'te'. Sergio is a merchant; no more. Monte is a visionary. If Serge follows Lamborghinis strategy, the brand will double, no triple, the owners who think that a gold chain is prestigious. Look, just look: Lamborghini owners are a horrible mish-mash of wannabe's , divorce lawyers, and people who think that…

Damn, if I say I like it, what does that make me?

Amphetamined truckers and Prius drivers. Wait, that's generous, Prius ( the best car for people who hate the automobile since Saturns, uh, sexless, couldn't afford a Volvo, plastic body parts enthusiasts). Do I despise the Prius? Only people that wheeze and like that pregnant, guppy thang. I was once so obsessed…

Hey now Baker! Well, I was introduced to the term by Hunter S. Thompson at a speech he gave in C'villle '79. The legal (as it is most used) definition is "The thing speaks for itself". If Janay's alcohol-fueled attack on Rice in the elevator, and, her subsequent silence is not relevant to my quote, well, School me.…

I understand (hope) that you're generalizing, but if the man who popped you was afraid to get his eyeballs scratched out, AND by shutting up you get to play royalty with his FOUR million bucks, well, Res Ipsa Loquitur

Didn't quite read all the comments. I know it's a joke but this is a sacreligeous joke and it's not funny

Allo! Donuts for whomever dishes me on the race track. No. It's NOT Monza. The long shot shows hillocks and mild-Tuscanesque mounts....none of which are around Autodromo di Monza. Bee

you'd be bitter too if one day you looked in the mirror and your fucking head was as big a four-slice toaster. I think also a bit of concussion-transferance going on

Thanks!

Anybody guess what racetrack if off to pilots left as he rolls up?

VIR...a couple of negative camber turns taken hard on the gas, solid NASCAR fans