No. But a bunch of people used to think California was an island because everyone just cribbed off each others’ wrong maps, which is hilarious.

I’ll never get to do the slide, ‘cause I ain’t paying no $25 for four seconds of sliding fun!

It’s living the dream.

Wh...why does it look so...derpy and ridiculously happy consuming itself?

This happens more than most would like to admit. However many, many survive this ordeal, and once finished with the BAR call themselves lawyers.

Prophets of Rage and Flight of the Conchords are pretty good choices.

Happy Fathers Day Mike! It is my first Fathers Day. My son Oliver is 12 weeks old now!

“With us, we want to make sure that our next content is going to be mainstream and mass market approachable, and when something like VR is at that point, you can expect Nintendo to be there.”

Cars require training, testing, licensing, registration, and insurance for people to purchase them

The Supreme Court explicitly addressed and refuted the assumption that the militia clause qualifies the individual right to bear arms. This isn’t hard to understand given that wielding grizzly paws is too awesome to be restricted only to militia service.

Dial it back a bit, Gandalf.

DO NOT get your dad one of those expensive father’s day cards from the store. He will curse himself for not having taught you thrift.

My expectation is that The Last Guardian will be a good - even great - game buried under a mountain of middling reviews, due the unrealistic (and massively nostalgia-feuled) hype that surrounds it.

But it’s more fun to endlessly bring the weight down over their heads.

or you can get this one

Super Star is still waiting, Totilo.

HOW’S HE GONNA BUILD A BIRDHOUSE WHEN HIS PHONE CANT MEASURE SHIT??? HUH? USE YOUR BRAAAAINNNN!

Look pal. I am a lazy motherfucker. I don’t want to go get my measuring tape and a step ladder to measure windows for new drapes. Though this thing is currently only accurate to about half an inch. That’s not building perfect, but that’s damn fine for a realtor or designer figuring out a new location, or a person eye…

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