I’m kind of baffled that no one appears to have mentioned it yet, but there was an article published on line early last year in which someone had looked through the genealogies and figured out that Cersei has a Baratheon ancestor and is now apparently Robert’s closest living relative after Gendry.

The Kevin Everett news blooper...was right here (taps your chest)... the entire time

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

I know you dumb fucks are upset that we see that you are dumb fucks, and we think that you are dumb fucks, and we call you dumb fucks, and we don’t agree to validate your ignorance and coddle your prejudice, and some people think we’re not supposed to call you dumb fucks “dumb fucks” anymore, but I’m old school. You…

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Matthew 21:12, from the Star Wars illustrated Bible.