this. fucking. thing.

Way before Resident Evil there was a much bigger, windows breaking, evil.
This bastard in Alone in the Dark: (that kind of giant chicken-thing with blue eyes and too many fangs).
Every new game in AoD was the same: run and push the cabinet in front of the window, then run and push the chest over the trap door.

But Drew, I can’t make sense of art if it isn’t translated into a capitalist word salad to help me navigate the modern corporatocracy. Synergy!

The willingness of the right, and the media in general to use this false balance bullshit, and the willingness of many people to believe it, has been one of the biggest reasons behind the country becoming so fucked up.

What I’m saying is that if your artform’s signature award manages to miss that many consensus all-time greats, then maybe it’s a shitty award

HA

Trump supporters are really dumb. But you don’t have to take my word for it.

buddy why do you think i quit

no spicy nuggets, no peace

The Kevin Everett news blooper...was right here (taps your chest)... the entire time

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Matthew 21:12, from the Star Wars illustrated Bible.