You can't just casually throw out a Tom Hardy/JGL combo gif.

reminds me of this

I love Must Love Dogs; this is most like because it has John Cusack and Dermot Mulroney.

"Up until two years ago, I, myself, had never had the privilege of attending any wedding with a theme other than "whoops, she's pregnant" or "might as well."" You Deserve all The Kudos just for this sentence alone.

Are we equating breast size with femininity, VS? Because, if that is your measurement of femininity, then you are turning away the *most* feminine of us ladies with your limited selection of the larger sizes, weakass straps, and cardboard-like cups.

Seriously, only one Killer Queen. She does herself no favors by the comparison.

That "just a phase" tweet:

I'm _so_ goddamn sick of that storyline. Worst road trip ever.

He kind of looks like he is smelling something foul, no? That being said, I would have a roll in ze hay with him.

Ugh! She's this close to running to for president and people are still "Oooh! Tell us more trash about Monica Lewinsky!" I'd be curious as to her concerns in foreign policy, how she's different from President Obama, environmental policies, or I don't know anything other than Monica Lewinsky!

Say what you will about Gwyneth's overblown acting career but Margot Tenenbaum was perfect.

Kelly, your post is incomplete without this.

Oh man, I loved that show. I used to work at a bookstore and one day I was telling a customer about a great book, and inadvertently said "But don't take my word for it." When the customer bought the book, my coworker came over and said "Did you just Reading Rainbow that guy? That was awesome!" And I said, "I think I…

Yep, romantic comedies are fantasy. We know that The Sexiest Man Alive is not going to assault America's Sweetheart when they're on a poster that screams "meet cute." The people in the movies are in a world where it's all much simpler. People enjoy them for that reason.

I am pregnant right now, and recently went for an appointment with my doctor. The nurse who came in to take my blood pressure, starting going over some information she had to give me. The usual stuff about aches and pains and upcoming things to expect, and then she pulled out a brochure on breastfeeding. I am planning…

My mind is blown that ANYone can think Gary Oldman sucks. Gary Oldman RULES EVERYTHING. INCLUDING CELEBRITIES READING MEAN TWEETS.

This scene in Horrible Bosses? *pushes chips to center*

I'm getting pretty sick of this trend in reviewing to come up with the most shocking way to tell us a movie was bad. Sure, if it sucks, you can tell us that; that's your job.