Right!? He does nothing for me. Zilch. Nada. I don’t get it. But I do enjoy all of the hilarious alternate names for him on the Internet.

He’s looks like a lizard person doing a poor imitation of a mammal person.

That or Prince Harry.

On this episode of Punk’d: I found a bunch of my ex’s credit cards and gave them to my buddy Matt. I guess you should have gotten me that dirt bike Demi. 

thats celebritist. 

Kylie’s face on Instagram looks like the result of one of those apps where they mix and match celebrity features: “So, I would like Jessica Alba’s eyes, Jennifer Lopez’s nose, Angelina Jolie’s lips and Margot Robbie’s hair. And, then slap that all on Ashley Graham’s body.”

THANK YOU omg I don't get the Cumberbatch shit at ALL

I was thinking that too but are the x’s pronounced individually? That would be a mouthful.

I think the tentation part was pronounced “ten-TA-cee-on”...just living life in FL!

This is the best reply.

I actually think that’s the correct / intended way of pronouncing it.

I tried to rip-off the wrong spooooooooouse

“With the fervor of an 18th-century French libertine working his was through the manor’s lusty chambermaids”

So basically, he’s got Paulie’s prison set-up from Goodfellas.

Looking at it through the glass door, it was definitely pretty cool to watch and to ooh and aah over from a distance.

The baby alligator actually sounds kind of adorable.

When I lived in New Orleans, I woke to find a baby alligator sunning itself on my deck. Having had a few rats cross my path this summer, I prefer the alligator. 

Why not both?

“As you can see in the main photo (captured by her boyfriend’s dad)“

That getting bitten by a shark will get you about 12,000 followers.