Anyone who has ever unsuccessfully combated the pink slime/mold (bacteria) in their shower knows this shit has been around forever and will long outlast every one of our stupidly named generations.

What’s his new look, Narcos but the version where Steve joins the cartels?

I think that Stephen Baldwin is also all #GODSQUAD too.

No one is trying to deny access to formula.

Other articles make it more clear that this resolution was targeted at stopping formula companies from misinforming parents, mostly in developing countries, that formula is better than or equal to breastfeeding. 

So in a single tweet claims it is fake news and then proceeds to say that it is true.

Can we just talk about how insanely stupid that tweet is, considering the full story we know concerning it? I mean, it’s borderline impressive, based on his already impressive collection of world champion stupid Tweets. I still cannot believe this is real life.

It is a national law now, since the 80's, every state is 21 or older to buy or consume. Some states, like Wisconsin, have some loopholes, such as there is no age requirement to drink/be served provided you are there with a parent of legal drinking age. This led to some odd things during an MLB broadcast when they had…

What’s the drinking age in New York? Is it 21?

It’s mind-boggling to think that there are that many emergency rescue workers in the world skilled enough, brave enough, and crazy enough to pull this off. It’s also great to know they showed up when and where they were needed. Here’s hoping they get themselves and all those trapped in the cave out safely.

Crisis Actors.. the whole lot.

You just know the parents are getting hundreds of calls from various restaurants who want the PR of giving the kid his first meal out of the cave. 

Per CNN ? FAKE NEWS!

PETA is going to have a rep on site to cover this boy in spray paint when he gets out

“Mom, Dad, I love you guys, and little sister Toi. If I get out please take me to a pork barbecue place. I love you Dad, Mom.”

Two things I really, really want: All these kids (and their coach) to survive....and some pork barbecue.

Rendition for no identifiable purpose is torture. 

Why can't Jodie turn to her longtime BFF and local bigot and misogynist Mel Gibson and ask him how the men got here? I bet he knows. 

Jodie has always been problematic when it comes to gay issues, women’s issues etc. Sad to see none of that has changed. 

“You really have to have a plan for truth and reconciliation. We can’t put every man over 30 in jail. We have to love our brothers and fathers and come to an understanding about how we got here and who we are going to be together.”