Dude’s a bad faith troll who’s somehow been skating by.

The sister sites always share articles between each other. Go to AV Club and see an article from Kotaku (“Read on Kotaku”), go to The Root and see an article from Deadspin (RIP), go to Gizmodo and see an article from Lifehacker. It’s been that way for as long as I can remember.

Unfortunately, this assclown persists.

If you are having trouble following all of this, just think of the White House as Dunder Mifflin, the president as Michael Scott and Acosta as Toby.

That is also why I came here. Unfortunately, at work, I’ve tried all of the above (except for “Go Early”), and no matter what, someone will talk to me.

It would be twice as smooth, and infinitely less embarrassing, honestly.

Michael Bloomberg is only as useful as his cash. He’s one of the only candidates* who can pay for the ads in places that give him a direct line to Trump. If he can keep paying for ads that raise Trump’s BP, great (even better if he can make him stroke out).

Yeah, but David Hogg is a teenager, what could he possibly know about school shootings that rich, white NRA nuts don’t???

Man, it’s almost like religion and government shouldn’t go together. At all.

We could say it before, just not our nation.

I’ve had to tell myself that loads of people follow these buffoons on social media a) to gawk at their idiocy and b) are journalists looking for a story/trying to keep up. I’m hoping that at least a large amount of their followers aren’t actually following because they enjoy what they see.

Not gonna cry over BT again, not gonna cry over BT again.

It seems like if I look at my glasses the wrong way, they get smeared and streaked and are impossible to clean. Mine are also plastic lenses, which always seem harder to clean to me.

Wondering if this would work for a gaiter for cold-weather running...

Does that not leave awful residue on your glasses?

Hang in there. It’s all we can do.

I’d honestly prefer a Republican have the seat over the useless jellyfish-in-sheep’s-clothing Manchin. At least that way, it’s just another Repub I hate.

Marsha took a football straight to the nose protecting their “right”

Narrator: We were.

Nosferatu.