That’s good.

Proud to be a Texan.

Sure, I’ll take Paper Mario Color Splash. Why not.

Do I see some orange hue on his hands...

Things do get messy when you’re eating a sandwich out.

We call them the “Ben Shapiro.”

Pretty much every week on the Kotaku Splitscreen podcast, they end it with, “...and as always, if something happens to our site, we’ll find a way to keep this podcast going.”

As someone who is (sort of) slowly going bald - before my 30's at that - I’ve never understood that hair cut. Like...70% of your scalp is visible, why not just go that extra step. I’ve never seen someone pull the “friar” look off.

Wait, really?

Commitment, or the urgent need to be committed?

On that note, why is Deadpsin still in the ribbon? Splinter was gone pretty much the day they announced its death. I checked earlier and the last post from Deadpsin was in November. Bury the body already, Christ.

ok but what about spiders.

I’m not sure if it’s my imagination or not, but they seem to have severely slowed down on new articles at Kotaku. Like seemingly went from 20-25 articles a day to 10-15 (these are not accurate numbers, and may be nowhere close, I am very tired today).

The trolls on The Root make miss ol’ TF. At least he seemed to just be doing it for sport. Some of these trolls seem like they really have the hate in their heart.

Year of the Rabbit looks good but when will IFC find the time to air 24/24 episode splits of Two and a Half Men and That 70's Show??

How did you get into backpacking? It’s something I’ve always wanted to do, but I just can’t see how it’s feasible. It seems so insurmountable to be able to pack everything you need...on your back.

Neat. Also, overlanding looks fun as heck. Wish I had the group/wherewithal to do this.

unless there are seriously exigent circumstances

Well, technically, yes.

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