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Genuine question: Is Mo’nique really that popular in the US? Because I fully believe Netflix is capable of racial and gender discrimination, but also from an Australian perspective I don’t really know her outside of Precious, whereas people like Seinfeld, Chapelle and Schumer are household names.

Imagine having the idea for a tattoo and THAT being the idea.

Madonna is very confused about the demographics of her fans if She thinks they want to wait until 10:30 for the show to start. 

First thing: BOBBY!!!!!!!!!!

BOBBY!

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me stuck in the Greys.” -T.S. Eliot

You've never had a dog, or a pet? Or did you get up this morning an decide to be an arsehole? Ffs!

Um. On behalf of church pot luck everywhere, one thing church folks know is how to feed people. And you take a love offering, rather than charge a fee.

“The catering company acknowledges it did not provide adequate food for ONE attendee and a social media post went viral.”

Kanye West’s brunch = Fyrefest 2.0 ....lol what is this shit

If you still support Kanye West you deserve to be swindled out of your money while the rest of us laugh at your misfortune.

Imagine being so insistent on irrelevant and arbitrary rules that you start a fight and end up missing the laughs and good times that could have been. If only he had neglected to issue that short-sighted "Stick to costumes" ultimatum.

Not Halloween, but still a dress up faux pas (or possibly the greatest dress up incident ever, depending on your perspective): A few years back my brother and his girlfriend decided to throw a nice New Year’s Eve party for a few dozen close friends and relatives. They rented a banquet room at a restaurant, had an open

This one time I took a profitable sports blog, told it to completely change its already successful column subject writing strategy and managed to fire the editor in charge leading to all the writers quitting in solidarity, leaving it as a shell, and then banning all comments because I was afraid of criticism. What a

It’s a great face. To hell with symmetry and “normal” features; interesting faces age way better and never stop being fascinating. 

I always thought he has a very leonine look to his face, rather than pachyderma. 

I’m on the west coast and Jeopardy has always been first. As soon as the contestants on Jeopardy start shaking hands at the end, it’s a scramble to change the channel before Pat and Vanna make their entrance.

It’s funny because I life in a Jeopardy-first state (New York) and I’m always like WHY WOULD ANYONE SHOW WHEEL FIRST??

It makes me so sad that there were probably so many bubbly JVNs in the 80s and early 90s who got the same news at 25 and didn't live to see 30. Thank goodness (science) for HIV/AIDS research. 

Well, anyone who’s ever spent time in Philly knows the horror of the bathrooms at Dirty Frank’s. After banging in both of those, I decided to top myself by banging a guy in the alley out back. (Mind you, these bangings were spread out over several years, obviously I’m a very classy gal). But I don’t think it gets much