The same demographic that buys Jeeps?

A wild guess: Jeremy Renner. 

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

Great. Now I want curly fries. 

He was diagnosed with a psychological disorder. But I guess it’s not nearly as edgy to say “I wish he had gotten the help he needed.”

None. After he walked out on me and the kids I made a big point of continuing to go absolutely everywhere that I liked because fuck him, I own all these places and HE can go find somewhere new if it bothers him. 

I was married once. It was on the planet Earth. Since then, fuck that place.

I greatly envy those who can move away after a breakup. My ex and I are gay men in a big Midwestern city and I constantly run into him and his new flame (who is 12 years my junior and it will never not hurt). My options are to suck it up or become a recluse.

Someone on twitter said the last 3 years have been the longest 10 years of their life.  It’s totally accurate

So I guess I’m the only one feeling nostalgic after that little girl in the photo is old enough to enroll in college. And that it’s been three years since we’ve had a sane/non-senile/not-a-total-unrepentant-dick president.

This is Jezebel. Sometimes it’s totally proper to mock someone’s personal appearance, lifestyle choices, relationships, and mental or physical health. Other times, people react like you just smashed a puppy with a brick on YouTube. The fun part is that you never know which one it will be until you open the thread!

He bought a house for his mom and moved into the “basement” because he has mental health problems and they figured that’s the safest arrangement for him. You can make fun of him for the stupid shit he said at the college show he just did but snarking on him for this seems extremely in poor taste to me.

He lives with his mom, or his mom lives with him (semantics), because they both agree it’s what is needed for his mental health, and that  isn’t kind to be snarky about.

old cartoon- woman sitting in doctor’s exam room, doctor pictured handing her a shoe box marked Birkenstocks. Caption: I’m so sorry, but we’re out of birth control pills. Just wear these until the pills are back in stock.

I stopped dating a guy because he spelled sexy... SEXCI. Spelling and grammar is important and every time I got a text from him telling me how sexci I am I wanted to vomit

I had a bad run with guys who had last names that were first names. That is a huge red flag for me now. Also once I dated a guy who would say “That will be suffice” when wait staff at restaurants would ask if we needed anything else. 

Seriously. He makes great cookies.

Bad smells are a 100% deal breaker.

I introduced a guy I was dating to my Dad and we all went out to dinner. Within 15 minutes, they were finishing each other’s sentences. They ordered near-identical meals. I was squicked out when I realized how much he was like my Dad. I broke up with him soon after.

I’m not sure I can remember any of mine, because I’ve been married for like 15 years, but: