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unless you’re punching my flexed cheeks (something I frequently make my husband do)

As a proud fat athlete this shit makes me furious. Especially because if you’re really going to start working your core/glutes, get ready for them to get bigger before they get smaller. My fat ass has never been fatter. Higher and tighter but unless you’re punching my flexed cheeks (something I frequently make my

Wanna know my 100% tried-and-true, surefire, guaranteed way to fit your fat ass into a wedding dress?

It’s a way for dudes pretending to be ironic and edgy, and women working on their Chill Girl badge, to go to a PG-13 titty bar. “But their wings are so good!” is the restaurant version of “I read it for the articles!”

Straight white male executives in charge of everything:

I’m surprised that nobody opened another bird themed restaurant called “Cocks” that had only buff male waiters dressed only in bicycle shorts. It could be big among the gay and divorced mom set. 

In corporate culture, many women feel the need to compete. It’s basically cool girl syndrome for grown ups. They are the roughest, toughest, most savage bitch at the conference table, and don’t you forget it.

You shouldn’t need to have a black child to find racism offensive.

It’s well past time for someone -anyone- to start calling our 4th estate on their bullshit, and publicly embarrass them in the process. Beto did alright.

In my house growing up, swearing was seen as a healthy way to vent feelings of frustration. Swearing at someone (unless clearly joking) was a no-no. Swearing about the state of things in general was (is) fair game. I can’t think of any more appropriate reason to be swearing right now.

And you just know that Republicans will get the vapors over the fact that he said ‘fuck’rather than respond to the actual substance of the answer. 

That looks better than the dorm I shared with another person my first year of undergrad at UCLA.

From the TMZ article:

Oh, well, babysitting in Manhattan was a real goldmine in the early aughts, lemme tell you. 

Get ready for people to lose their shit. 

can Amal run instead?

I am hoping against hope that farther down in this thread is a woman posting her story about how when she was a tween she got her first period in the dark woods while on vacation with someone else’s family, and then I hope you both lock eyes and say “it’s you!” and then you get together over international coffee and

My family once decided to drive almost 2.500 miles from Fairbanks, Alaska to a small town in Eastern Washington. We were going to my uncle’s wedding. Taking advantage of the fact the whole family was getting together, there was an intervention planned the day before for another uncle who was an alcoholic. On one hand

You have D List dyslexia!

As I was reading the bullet point list of things Bella said, I totally thought this is made up by Joan. This is silly. Then I kept reading and realized, no, those were all real quotes.